Posted by: Mama Bear | January 6, 2009

dear mr. trash collector…

…I need to apologize. Early one recent morning, you were treated to an unsavory view as I beat a hasty retreat from the curb where I had just deposited our trashcan.

Unfortunately, instead of seeing my jeans through the gaping hole in my pajama pants, you were unwillingly subjected to a view of my jiggly posterior.

By the way, those dingy white drawers of which you caught more than a subtle glimpse were vintage. I’ve had them since at least 1995. Mama does love her antiques.

But there’s no need to turn in your notice for fear of a future encounter with the ripped pants. That is, unless you take a peak in our can during this week’s pickup.

Warmest regards,
The Mama Bear

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  1. So glad I’m not the only poster child for ‘What Not to Wear.’ I’m waiting for Clint and Stacy to show up any minute…

  2. HOLY smokes.. pun “completely” intended:) That was probably the highlight of their day!!

  3. HOLY smokes.. pun “completely” intended:) That was probably the highlight of their day!!

  4. HOLY smokes.. pun “completely” intended:) That was probably the highlight of their day!!

  5. LOL!!!

    Wendy
    My Blog

  6. Okay cheapskate, time to spring for some new pajama pants!

  7. BBWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA… This is TOTALLY something I would do! I went out at 5am the other day in my jammies with my hair sticking up all over the place to walk the dog… PRAYING I wouldn’t see anyone I knew. Lo-and-behold, the cute guy that lives downstairs comes around the corner.

    Nice.

    ~Laura


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